DOWNRIGHT RUDE!

TUUP, Tim Ralphs, Sarah Liisa Wilkinson, Nell Phoenix
11 JULY 2026, 7.30PM

Summer is here and the temperature is rising…

Four Crick Crack Club storytellers take to the stage for a night of gloriously rude folk and fairytales. This no-holds-barred evening of innuendo and bawdiness will peep beneath the petticoats of flirtation, raise a suggestive eyebrow at forbidden love, and take the urges of men and women firmly in hand.

Lowering the tone for your delight are the glint-toothed, unprecedented preacher man TUUP, the oh-so-knowing Sarah Liisa Wilkinson, the irreverent reverend Tim Ralphs, and the naughty-but-nice Nell Phoenix.

Expect funny, saucy, and deliciously improper stories that stray below the belt.

 

where

CRANBORNE EARTHOUSE, DORSET
Ancient Technology Centre, Damerham Road, Cranborne, Dorset BH21 5RP

when

11 JULY 2026, 7.30PM

ticket information

TICKETS: £13

SUITABLE FOR: adults (18+)

RUNNING TIME:  120 mins (+interval)

DOORS: We open the site at 6pm for evening shows. If it's sunny, please feel free to bring a picnic to eat in the grounds of the Earthouse (just don't munch food while the show is on).

STARTS: 7.30pm

CONTENT WARNING: This performance includes references to and descriptions of sexual acts and seduction contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.

 

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where

CRANBORNE EARTHOUSE, DORSET
Ancient Technology Centre, Damerham Road, Cranborne, Dorset BH21 5RP

when

11 JULY 2026, 7.30PM

ticket information

TICKETS: £13

SUITABLE FOR: adults (18+)

RUNNING TIME:  120 mins (+interval)

DOORS: We open the site at 6pm for evening shows. If it's sunny, please feel free to bring a picnic to eat in the grounds of the Earthouse (just don't munch food while the show is on).

STARTS: 7.30pm

CONTENT WARNING: This performance includes references to and descriptions of sexual acts and seduction contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.

 

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