THE BODIES ON THE BEACH – THE LAST BATTLES OF FIONN MACCUMHAILL

Ben Haggarty, Steph Brittain
18 APRIL 2026, 7.30PM

A fatherless son
A daughter’s lament
A pig stolen from its spit
Fires burning out at sea
And a dream

On the westernmost tip of Ireland, a beach of crystal white sand once ran crimson with the blood of a never-ending magical battle — the last battle fought by the epic hero, Fionn MacCumhaill.

Step into a maelstrom of myth, as storytellers Ben Haggarty and Steph Brittain pick through fragments of voices, medieval manuscript, and song to piece together a story of love, loss and destiny — a Celtic Iliad.

Raw, lyrical, and unforgettable. This is not just a wild myth retold. It’s an exploration of what it means to live, to regret, to sacrifice, and to endure in a relentless world. What will survive the tide?

where

CRANBORNE EARTHOUSE, DORSET
Ancient Technology Centre, Damerham Road, Cranborne, Dorset BH21 5RP

when

18 APRIL 2026, 7.30PM

ticket information

TICKETS: £13

SUITABLE FOR: adults (16+)

RUNNING TIME: 120mins (+ interval)

DOORS: We open the site at 6pm for evening shows. If it's sunny, please feel free to bring a picnic to eat in the grounds of the Earthouse (just don't munch food while the show is on).

STARTS: 7.30pm

CONTENT WARNING: This performance includes references to and descriptions of bereavement, death, sex, war, violence, cannibalism, incest, suicide, infanticide, contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.

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where

CRANBORNE EARTHOUSE, DORSET
Ancient Technology Centre, Damerham Road, Cranborne, Dorset BH21 5RP

when

18 APRIL 2026, 7.30PM

ticket information

TICKETS: £13

SUITABLE FOR: adults (16+)

RUNNING TIME: 120mins (+ interval)

DOORS: We open the site at 6pm for evening shows. If it's sunny, please feel free to bring a picnic to eat in the grounds of the Earthouse (just don't munch food while the show is on).

STARTS: 7.30pm

CONTENT WARNING: This performance includes references to and descriptions of bereavement, death, sex, war, violence, cannibalism, incest, suicide, infanticide, contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.

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